Coronavirus

You'd expect people to say what the fk you doing leaving this catastrophic prick lose with a scalpel

 

Cream cake

 

No confusing messages should be allowed on Not606 bro. Could lead to the ban hammer

 

Its a Bank hoilday weekend, so probably best to wait to end, then start to open up a few places

 

The old boy on the end podium of todays meeting cracks me up, I keep waiting for some sort of outburst from his loud voice.

 

Yeah, the point was, Boris should have kept his mouth shut, because now ppl will say fook it and go out, leaving old bill with a hell of a job!

 

They have been doing that all week, people seem to have given up on staying in now

 

The statto He's a big fcker aint he. Looked like the BFG lol.

 

Not sure how tomorrow being a BH changes much. Every day is Sunday right now.

Still, B&Q are expecting massive queues round their car parks, brb you need to get out there mate and keep an eye on things (from a safe distance, of course).

 

Death rate should go up on Monday then, and we'll all be locked down again

 

They need to get the fooking pubs open

 

August 10th apparently, in Ireland.


Ryanair will also be busy that weekend.

 

I was like watching him and thinking he's going to do something weird in a moment, surprised they let him out tbph

 

I've been out twice during lock down (apart from our walks) ... both times to pick up antibiotics for the youngest ... poor love had an ear infection which morphed into tonsilitis ... had a temperature of 40.3 on one night ... was really ****ing worrying ... she's fine now

 

I was actually thinking of a flight to Germany, or anywhere, where there is a boozer open.

 

I've worked most days for the last 3 weeks. I've seen the numbers increasing. But today was something else. I'm sure his statement was the direct and indirect cause. The problem is (and he really should know this) that once he made that statement the press were absolutely bound to start plastering the papers with their half truths and guesswork. He should've just kept gis mouth shut or at the very least just made a press release about a statement on Sunday. It could be more to do with disagreements in cabinet about easing and he wants to keep everyone happy.

 

Last time I went to the Chemist to pick up my prescription, it was empty when I went in, by the time I left, I'd caused a queue down the street. Was quite funny seeing them all nicely lined up 2 metres apart. I got a few stares as I come out

 

I see what you mean, he does look like him...

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You could sit in a bar and watch a bundesliga game.

Seriously, wonder when the county cricket season will start up? You could easily practice social distancing at a county game.

 

it's him!!