Rangers v Celtic

I never appreciated my stout properly until last night, was the only pump on btw

 

How many people were in it and did you do the required social distancing? We worry about you.

 

Dossier has 200 pages lol

WATP

 

You never answered my question from earlier?

 

No, don't know him mate, not even heard of the bar.

 

My big pal Raman first with the news as usual.

 

Oh dear, Timplosion imminent on all social media platforms.

Over to you, Sturgeon.

 

Ok,he's talking about opening up.

 

Baz, whats your plans for getting back to “normal” with work? Sturgeon is going to extend lockdown in Scotland today but Boris is going to ease restrictions on Sunday, apparently.

What does one do??

 

You know him I take it? I think from next week bars and restaurants can open their terraces but only at 30% capacity.

 

take it on the chin

stiff upper lip and all that

 

SPFL made statement already, just like any guilty party would

 

If you are a cuckold, ***got, nonce then you listen to Sturgeon, if you are a simpering, forelock-tugging toady then you listen to Boris.

Both are ****s and both have put the fear of imminent death into millions of people for a virus that kills 0.4% of people.

Now Neil Ferguson's modelling is getting pulled to shreds. https://lockdownsceptics.org/code-review-of-fergusons-model/

Rumours persist that he phoned the paparazzi to get pics of this woman entering his house so he could use the affair to resign and not face scrutiny over his modelling.

Remember - Ferguson's model predicted 20,000 deaths in Sweden with no lockdown. 2,500 at present. He also got about £20m for research into the vaccine

All our sites are shut so will go back to site when they open. Hearing from insiders it'll be 18th May.

 

@Toby @Gambol @Micko @Benoit Blanc

https://lockdownsceptics.org/code-review-of-fergusons-model/

This relates to the coding of the model used to simulate covid deaths.

Can you translate for the site *****s @monacoger @Mick O'Toon @Dimitar_Ingotov

 

Yeah that's what he was saying,I don't know him,his bar is near the yacht club in Marbella,is that too classy for you?

 

It's basically saying that the guy the Tories chose to do their modelling is a massive spastic and the code they wrote is ****.

It's not the only model they used though.

The lady matey was shagging was a definite wid too.

 

This is all sounding like good news for Rangers.

SPFL in full deflect mode.