You seem to have a thing about closets at the moment. Called me a closet gooner the other day. Something you want to tell us?
Best not to give the dippers the title, as Leeds would have the right to win the Championship. So void the season as we can laugh at both teams
You can't say that when thousands of people are dying! Oh, sorry, yes you can if you are saying null and void...
Okay, I've thought this one through. Let Dirty Leeds and the Boing Boing Baggies play off in an empty Wembley, for the Championship trophy (is there a trophy?). But, and here's the good bit - the winner doesn't get promoted. No one does, unless a way can be found to relegate West Ham, for being owned by the Dildo Brothers. Actually, that