You invented the electric light bulb and the pint o' heavy. That's pretty much it. And golf. ****ing golf. We gave the world the Mother of Parliaments, Trial by Jury, the Marquis of Queensbury rules, association football, cricket, rugby, posh homos in government, Morris Dancing, Boris Johnson, the Morris Minor, Triumph motorcycles, and Kenneth Williams.
The Greeks invented parliament. They also had trial by jury when you English were eating dung and living in caves. Mind you that's when you actually were English before half of Europe came a raping and a pillaging. Everything else you're welcome to tbph. The Scots invented the modern world and everything of any note in it. That's entirely down to John Knox and his reformation. Whilst wee turned proddie and educated your lot went diet pape and remained stuck the dark ages. Ffs we even gave you your bank.
Job retention scheme money came in. Julie already spunked the cash on a pair of Yeezy 350 glow in the darks. Vile woman.
Ricky Jervais stand up has to be one of the best comedians in the World. His TV shows are gash though
Extras is funny as **** Derek and After Life are funny in bits but they layer on the emotional ****e too much
