We've had a WhatsApp group for our street since lock down so we can all support and save each other in times of need like. Someone asked if they knew a chinese that was open for takeaway. I mentioned that the local 'Indian' restaurant, Mumbai, had started doing takeaway. Someone asked if they deliver. I said no, they do lamb, chicken and beef. I've waited best part of a decade to steath drop that punchline. I got one laugh anyway. True story.
It was instant, from my next door but one. Silence from every other ****, although I know they were guffawing. Apart from the bird who asked the actual question, who no doubt is still trying to work out what I meant.
I’d have laughed mate. It’s not really funny but people who don’t laugh when you’ve made an effort are ****s. **** em.
The foo young is sort of scrambled eggs so you can have that one. The whole meal tasted of bleach by the way. That’s not a clue.
In another community story, we had a Zoom pub quiz then other week. There were eight houses in it, mostly our immediate section, and this Dutch family round the corner. I ****ing walked it! Kudos.
