Coronavirus

It does make you wonder, all along Hancock et al kept claiming the Care Home data couldn't be included for accuracy purposes... and yet here we are, figures now being included. Of course it won't be absolutely accurate, but as the ONS are showing, the figures being reported daily are hardly accurate anyway.

btw still on target for 100,000 CAPACITY for daily tests phewwww even though actual tests will be around 50,000 and worse still, the number of people being tested probably around 30,000. But yanaw.

 

FFS, it's a bit late for all this data, do you guise actually digest all this stuff

 

Look at it this way brb, I digest it... so you don't have to

 

Thank fook for that

 

I had it down as unhinged tbf ...

 

Brilliant post. Funnier than Kustard trying to put on a pair of trousers by himself.

 

I'd hazard a guess it was the week before... when the neighbours heard her telling him to get off!

 

The obvious solution then is to distribute free cigarettes in care homes.

 

For 'red wine on the sofa'... read spunk all over her new chaise longue

 

Fortunately that arse doubles up as a floatation device.

 

In fairness the previous pandemics this keeps getting compared to mostly took out the I'll, malnourished and comparative elderly too. The numbers for those are all estimated based on the probable causes rather than accurate tested information and if the current situation were estimated likewise we'd probably be already at our past the million mark.

Mostly I'm happy with the government handling.

 

Yeah, it’s going really well; we’re about to overtake Italy and establish a clear lead in the Total Deaths League. I think you have to be happy with that, well done the government

 

I think it might have been a wind up

 

Yes
If anybody is happy with the Laissez Faire attitude that we see especially in February ,March they need to give their head a bang

 

Oh yeah my point was just that people trying to argue it "isn't that bad" compare the numbers to Spanish Flu etc and say this is nothing in comparison but the figures are worked out totally differently. With many of the previous ones estimates have been used whereas with Covid19 it apparently only counts if the person has tested positive and even then "many of them would have died anyway".

7.5 billion people in the world. I'm going to predict there's about 3.7 billion men. If however we only count people who have had their XY chromosomes checked in order to count as men i suspect we can say there's only a few million men left in the entire world!!! End of the human race approaching.