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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 28, 2020.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Could actually find himself sacked if Saudi use their superior muscle to snap up the rights.... oohhhh what Karma.

    he’ll pop up on QVC flogging knocker off vaccums next.

     
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    That would be hilarious
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    Conflict of interests springs to mind.
     
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    Every time I hear his name or see his horrible smug little face I always laugh because it reminds me of one of my favourite Father Ted episodes: New Jack City...:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    he deserves it.. ruined his own daughters life ... fiddling kids all over the shop i bet...
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Imagine:


    Ashley OUT
    Charnley OUT
    Arse in Fenwicks OUT
    toon a top 6 side
    World class academy
    Saudis outbid Qatar for PL rights
    Hairy hands gets sacked
    Ends up demonstrating paring knives in Debenhams
    Mackems get bought by Ashley
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

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    You been training to be a priest or something?
     
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    Careful what you wish for I reckon Ashley would get them promoted and sort the out to be honest. Whatever else people think of him he's actually made us a very saleable asset.
    Plus, he'd be able to get onside with their fans pretty quickly...
     
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    You missed something off mate, fixed it for ya.
     
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    We saw lots of positives at the beginning too... before the lies and backstabbing of club legends started to happen....

    They will learn...
     
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  14. GeordieHalfbreed

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    If we get taken over by Saudi I’d love to see Sunderland back in the PL, effectively where we were under MA, scraping out of relegation every year.

    Taking 6 points a season in derby matches off them is perfection as far as I’m concerned.

    not that I haven’t enjoyed their little sojourn in the turd division of course.
     
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  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Honestly think theyll be in administration if someone doesn't buy them.
     
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  16. Rum & Black for 2

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    Well, if Ashley is interested then you've just set his timescale.
     
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    How did you know that Padre?
    I hope Dorty hasn't been telling tales out of school.
     
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    The day after
     
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  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    He tried to buy a large stake in Rangers when they were in the bottom scottish league right?
     
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    Not saying you’re wrong. Just he won’t save them from administration. He would let them almost go under and try and do a deal with the Administrators. It’s his modus operandi. Ask Rangers, ask House of Fraser and so on.
     
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