I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning. I said, "It's a bit late for you Sarah, isn't it?" "I couldn't sleep," she replied. "That's not what I meant, Fatty" Dog Walkers... Worst crisp flavour ever.
I went to B&Q yesterday and shouted really loudly that I needed something to get up to my third floor flat... You should've seen the stairs I got.
The other day, my wife accused me of dressing up as Matt Damon's secret agent character. She must think I was Bourne yesterday.
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and burn them. I did that, and feel much better, but I am wondering, do I keep the letters ???
Fifa 20 can get ****ed. 3 mins injury time added at 2-2. My Auybamayang somehow misses at open goal from 2 yards out in the 92nd minute. He scores in the 95th minute to win 3-2. If it wasn't a downloaded game I woulda snapped the ****ing disk in half.
I remember watching a game and at 90 minutes it all kicked off with players using all sorts of martial arts. Turns out it was ninjary time.
Mrs has got me into Coronation street during lockdown ( Yes , I know I'll hang my head in shame later) but that abuse story between the Indian gal and her husband genuinely makes me angry. What makes it worse it theres men like that out there.
It's not to bad I I spose, I got quite into this particular storyline though , think they've portrayed it really well.
With so many air fleets grounded, it got me thinking. Do pilots have to maintain a certain level of flight time in order to retain their flying licenses? Would they be able to do this by using simulators?
Every morning after I get out of the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over. It’s a vicious cycle.
