Coronavirus

Oh look its fosse lite

 

Probs trying to get out of that year long avatar and username he owes me

 

Probably been done but I've not gone back..... Sorry if its a doubler.

 

That was me mate.Getting confused in your old age.

 

Its going to piss down tomorrow.Won't be able to trim me bush.

 

Trump probably would say electrocution is good for beating covid.......dont try it at home

 

So what's trump done today chaps?

 

He’s stopped doing his daily comedy hour, as the press were being too nasty to him, by asking questions and ****.

Oh and laughing about his injecting disinfectant idea.

As the entire thing was only about him and his massive ego obvs.

 

So @Julian Edelman

How ya coping without your daily fix of the bleached one?


This one's for everyone :

Whos the bigger ****, trump or dubya?

 

Cheers Dude

just completed my 3rd day...so far it’s thirst and the Spliff that’s playing tricks on my mind. Not really feeling ‘hungry’ for food...yet. That will come after a week or so.

 

You can still roll a fat one after dark though right ?

 

Errrm I think that technically he’s not allowed a fat one at any time........ever.

 

I'm just double checking the rules mate.

 

strictly speaking I really should try not to for the month. Due to the intoxication nature of the substance and all intoxicants stay in the body and the cleansing of the body as a means to tapping into your spirituality, is essential etc etc. With this month being that month where we try to give up our vices

However...we are human and God knows...there’s no piss taking like smoking whilst fasting because hey it’s not eating is it? Haha

anyway...time to roll a phat one

 

Trump hasn’t started a war yet.

Probably will eventually. But as it will most likely be a Civil War, if you’re not a septic, it’s no biggie.

 

Watching Trump followers trying to excuse his words and actions is akin to watching a game of mental Twister.

 

Devout AND honest, how refreshing