The press are a absolute shower of ****s mate, and they're certainly not having a good crisis. What makes it worse is they all want to be Jeremy Paxman, barking "answer the question" before they've even finished asking it.
he’s the worst **** on tv but somehow he’s coming out of this looking respectable makes my blood curdle tbh
She's shielded (asthmatic). I did a ninja style break out to go and see her Saturday. Two metres apart in her back garden. First time we've seen each other in 4 weeks. She still made me lunch
I did. For lunch. Are you ****in deaf? Also took away a chilli she made the night before and a frozen beef stroganoff she made during the previous week.
Like a dream in a summer dress. The shape of her breasts and hips were divine. I was leaking pre-cum the whole time.
I tried to convince her to try the letter box method. Basically, she stands on a stool inside the door with her bent over so her equipment is level with the letter box and I fire in from outside. She said no.
