Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

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Is this satirical?

 

I didn't read it, it's far too long for me.

 

Is this satirical?

 

You wrote that, I wrote this, so you're as bad as me.

 

@DMD no pic fiasco ongoing

 

****. I might have to read the ****e myself.

 

Well ladz, just gargled some hospital grade Pine floor cleaner and have a piece nicorette gum stuffed up each nostril.
Everything hunky dory down under.
Also managed to cram a torch further down my throat than expected because U.V light needed.

Does this mean I could be LGBTQ?

 

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/nicola-sturgeon-skipped-six-crucial-21927523?fbclid=IwAR2W25BcxAvjKsVGMSaMkfOt49KpN1bXwYq82tjKtVv8ftxKfB4RDwagu48

Nicola Sturgeon missed six coronavirus Cobra meetings as virus tightened grip on Scotland

The First Minister continued to update her social media accounts as she missed six Cobra meetings despite the horrifying economic and health implications of pandemic becoming increasingly clear.

 

I have been drinking turpentine for years to suppress the Gay thoughts and cleanse my soul.
Never done me any done me harm

 

That's the spirit.

 

Mate, it's good to know I'm not alone, especially when I've got the painters in.

 

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BREAKING NEWS..

Donald Trump has told all weightlifters who can't get to the gym to inject themselves with Mr Muscle!

 

Lol'd at this

 

Top bantz tbf.

 

Might be an idea to learn how to spell GOVERNMENT before public spouting.

 

In ye pop

 

Boris showing he's struggling with the rest of us by revealing his lockdown hair.

To be fair 'managing the kids' must be tricky when you're not sure how many there are.