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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

    33.3%
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  1. FosseFilberto

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    I knows it ... what's occurring?
     
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  2. Sucky

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    **** all mate just watching the imitation game smoking a ziggy
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Calls to the Domestos abuse helpline have tripled.
     
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    The lockdown is causing all sorts of issues. They’ll have to start giving us more freedom back soon.
     
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  6. Sucky

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    Boris was just on the telly saying how well we've all done.
     
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  7. Saf

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    Yeah we’ve done great. Minus the domestic abuse and suicides.
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    **** Boris he's had over two weeks off since coming out of hospital. Blagging ****.
     
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  9. Sucky

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    They happen anyway.

    Are they up since the lockdown?

    Ive felt like kicking **** out of my mrs a few times this lockdown, lucky for her she'd kick my arse or I'd **** her **** up.
     
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    Libby’s post above says calls to the domestic abuse line have gone up 49% and murders have doubled.

    They need to give us our freedom back before I start chinning me bird.
     
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  11. Sucky

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    I dont mind Boris tbh, at least he's likeable, unlike many other politicians.

    Everyone one of em is a sneaky lying **** turd but as long as you know that you can look past it and assess the more important stuff like how funny he is.
     
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    I mean he compared the virus to a street mugger.

    Mans brilliant <laugh>
     
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    Doubt he’d have shaken hands with a street mugger though or initially opted for as many people as possible getting mugged while we hide away those most susceptible to muggings.
     
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    Far too early for me to decipher this.

    You got a beta version?
     
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    Alphas only here, mate.
     
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    It's a balance,
    8 extra murders or thousands of extra covid-19 deaths.

    If we relax the lockdown too soon then the infection rate will rise again and we will be back where we started.

    We must however put in place more support for those affected by domestic abuse.
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    He'll PM it to you bru.
     
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    I meant to ask what the **** was that all about last night?
     
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    Hasn’t that been the Home Secretary’s sole focus for the last couple of months?
     
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