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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. brb

    brb CR250

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    it seems our @Chief is short of a lightbulb or two, either that or he's loaned his account to that dumb fook HiaG.
     
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    brb, Apr 25, 2020
  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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  3. brb

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    You just made a link of DIY Stores need to be open to avoid domestic violence, or what you called 'twat their wives' - you on the piss?

    I would suggest seeing family is a damn sight more important in my head, then some fooking DIY Store being open.
     
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    brb, Apr 25, 2020
  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Social distancing is working, and compliance is high. Pretty sure that’s what I heard. So it’s all good, no need for for more extreme lockdown measures.

    Actually quite grateful I live in a country where the government has respect for civil liberties, and generally feels able to trust the public to do the right thing.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    You can't drink paint? ... nor disinfectant ... <whistle>
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    No, thought not.

    **** off. I absolutely and obviously did not 'say that'

    It's a reference to mental health and people being able to occupy themselves that you're too ****ing stupid to see.
     
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  7. brb

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    of course I'm stoopid, I put family before DIY Stores, but hey as long has Chief's logic can knock a bird house together it prevents people from knocking their partner about.
     
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  8. Tobes

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    You can use that argument for every retail outlet though.

    So shall we just open up all the shops again like?
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Chief is defo gonna be joining Sucky eating dinner outside fairly soon.
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Got to Tesco, park in car park, queue 2m apart, buy some food in your trolley.

    Go to B&Q, park in car park, queue 2m apart, buy some paint in your trolley

    The difference is?
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    It's not the same, see post above.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Call him a bull headed **** again... gowaaaan Tobes.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Apr 25, 2020
  13. brb

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    Food is essential, your tin of paint is not unless you are a thick kunt like Trump, and plan on injecting it.
     
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  14. Tobes

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    No, it really is the same.

    They’ve been doing click and collect throughout, so why do they need to reopen the actual stores?
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Not enjoying watching the forum gentleman being treated with such contempt.
     
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    FWIW, DIY is ****e. However I can see both sides of the argument.

    Feel sorry for the staff.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, that's the plan.

    You keep calling me a thick ****, says the sheep who can't see the obvious in what I'm saying.
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    No, it's not.

    <ok>
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    What if you needed to do essential repair works?
     
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    I'm not even going to waste my energy on you. I've seen all I need to see.
     
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