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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Let me know where all your **** is buried bro, I'm only about an hour away with this lack of traffic.
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    **** you then bruv.


    Dickhead.
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Should have read ahead.
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    You can have the dirty old orange lid off his stash tin.

    Massive sentimental value that.
     
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    Tobes, Apr 25, 2020
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    with it even <whistle>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Apr 25, 2020
  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Banned off his own thread
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Can I have the oyster shell with the jizz stain on?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Apr 25, 2020
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    They've given ****ty a box to stand on.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 25, 2020
  9. brb

    brb CR250

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    Whoah, hang on, so you can go to a DIY Store, but you can't see your family <doh>
     
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    brb, Apr 25, 2020
  10. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    You can if they’re also in the DIY store.
     
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  11. brb

    brb CR250

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    <laugh>
     
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    brb, Apr 25, 2020
  12. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    No the fools are fools ?
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You can go to a supermarket as well mate.

    What's the difference?

    Now, I know you are likely to correctly point out people have to eat.

    People also have to have something to do when they're stuck in the ****ing house.
     
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    Chief, Apr 25, 2020
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  14. brb

    brb CR250

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    No they don't, they could just stay at home and stop being selfish little kunts <ok>
     
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    brb, Apr 25, 2020
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  15. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Play games, I've made great strides in Dragon Quest XI. Echoes of an elusive age.
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Yeah, and drink beer and twat their wives.

    Don't be ridiculous.

    If people are occupied, so is their mind.
     
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    Chief, Apr 25, 2020
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  17. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I painted my dining room last weekend. Selfish as **** like.

    No one got killed.

    <ok>
     
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  18. brb

    brb CR250

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    So now you are making excuses for domestic violence, what type of sad kunt are you?
     
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    brb, Apr 25, 2020
  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah **** em, lightbulbs are not a necessity.
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Am I **** you half wit, but I can't speak for the moron population of this country. Perhaps people need something to do?

    Why can people socially distance picking up a loaf of bread but not a tin of paint?

    Simple question, answer it.
     
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