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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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    54.2%

  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    No **** mate :emoticon-0148-yes:

    Imagine getting all in a tizzy for days cos you heard summin wrong. <laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Apr 25, 2020
  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yeeeeaaaah, but on the other hand...


    ...imagine defending Trump.


    Anyway, enough laughing at the giant blond baby. Anyone seen Boris?
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 25, 2020
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    It’s a pre-requisite for defending Boris but definitely not being a Tory. No idea why.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Apr 25, 2020
  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'll piss on your grave fat boy.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 25, 2020
  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    And it will be 95% super lager.

    <laugh>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 25, 2020
  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You’ll piss on someone else’s probably, before passing out and falling into a half dug one.
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 25, 2020
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  7. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    It's a bit disconcerting I must say :emoticon-0114-dull:
    The cheap beer jibe was a step to far Fosse :emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin:headbang:
     
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  8. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Tramp !
     
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    Edelman, Apr 25, 2020
  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    All very survivable Chunk.

    You on the other hand...Cya sucker.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 25, 2020
  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Tit!

    I win!

    <cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 25, 2020
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  11. Archers Road

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    Asbo on the turps early today I see.
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 25, 2020
  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Not sure I've seen anyone defend him tbh, just peeps telling others they heard wrong and started crying over nothing<laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Apr 25, 2020
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  13. brb

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    Posted this by mistake on the dinner thread <laugh>

     
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    brb, Apr 25, 2020
  14. Looney Leftie

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    I reckon this might become popular

     
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  15. brb

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    Priti Patel, to warn social distancing flouters at todays briefing.
     
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    brb, Apr 25, 2020
  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    My chest is tight today, no cough tho.

    #pray4sucky
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    Pollen count is through the roof. Most likely that.

    Let us know if you have any last requests though, just in case.
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Id like you all to suck my cheesy fukin dick.

    Should the worst happen <rose>
     
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    she’s right. When I’m out I tend to go for a walk at ‘quieter times’ noticing a big increase in people out and about and a lot more traffic. The government either need to get tougher or take a different approach.
     
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    Willhoops, Apr 25, 2020
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    Can I have your bird box?
     
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    Tobes, Apr 25, 2020
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