Cardiff's defenders have let themselves go a bit during lockdown..... please log in to view this image
Got to say fair play to Cardiff City, they have melted down all of their trophies to provide the NHS with vital equipment. Welsh hospitals have thanked them for their new pair of tweezers.
I asked my farmer friend how many sexual partners he's had. He started counting but fell asleep......
A US vicar has died after injecting himself with disinfectant. President Trump is being charged with a bleach of the priest...