Off Topic Spurlock’s Ramadan Diary 2020

Apologies my vodka guzzling semi-derelict Jock chum.

I thought your aversion to Papish idolatry was due to religious intolerance. Now I understand it's just old good fashioned secular bigotry. Fair enough then.

At the risk of sounding like @Ponders Revisited , I love a good Cathedral or Minster, with all the trimmings. Don't spare the Blessed Virgins, Saints and Angels, I say.

 

My aversion to Papistry is all to do with that particular organisation being a massive stain on the world for centuries. It's hypocrisy, it's crimes against humanity and especially children. Is it now bigoted to believe that companies, for that is what it is, should be held accountable for it's actions, sins even?

The real question is, why doesn't everyone have an aversion to the cùnts.

No accounting for people's stupidity I suppose.

P.S. those cathedrals and Minsters were built on the bones of the people my friend. Yes they are pretty but they are also monuments to the hypocrisy of the church.

 

Shouldn’t you just be sat in the garden topping up ya tan with a beer? All a bit deep that for a sunny Friday afternoon.

 

I was doing exactly just that when I posted. Just the one beer though. Lovely it was too.

 

I thought you were Muslim

 

****s @Spurlock at? I’ve sat up with a spliff rolled ready to see in Ramadan with him and the mofo hasn’t showed up. It’s like I’m putting in more effort into this than he is

 

Probably having a breakdown.

 

He has one 5 days out of every month iirc

 

Reckon he's forgot to stock up on bud and doesn't wanna go and score it while fasting.

 

He will have got his priorities sorted - it will be Eat, Pray, Smoke. Give him a few minutes.

 

Just started day 2. - Marlin steak and rice followed by fruit and as much fluid as I can force down.

Now lying in bed like one of those snakes trying to digest a small animal.

 

Is he allowed a ****? Or is that out too.

Im going for that if not.

 

Don't think so during daylight hours.

@JakartaToon to confirm?

 

Oh damn, morning ****s are by far the most efficient. Arguably enjoyable.

 

I’d be a terrible Muslim, I’ve had a bacon sandwich, a glass of wine, smoked and gambled today (well...got a lottery ticket!).

Lucky I’m an atheist really!

 

Its all of those things (not gambling) for me too, but most of all the bacon thing. I need that **** so I'm out.

 

Yeah I’m not about a life without a bacon sandwich.

 

Even reading that makes me instantly dislike you tbh.

Its probably my favourite food thing, deffo top 3 easy.

 

I said I’m NOT about a life without a bacon sandwich! I need that ****. Comfortably one of the best foods there is.

Toast or bread, ketchup or brown sauce, add a fried egg or some avocado in there, even just plain bacon and bread will do, the food of gods... oh wait...

 

Apologies like

Eatin n prayin done...time to roll one