Off Topic The Burly Arms

Cat has a gay name cos he lives with nuff chicks


Cmon fosse what is it?
Tiddles?

 

It's stated above you miniscule boil on the world's bottom

PS it's a dog

 

Nice flip flop mate. My geography teacher used to wear them for school, with chinos

 

K mate sorry for calling your dog a cat with a gay name.

No need to get all angry bruv

 

Shopping on line compromise ... if it's available and on an offer, it's more than welcome ... got Amstel and Kronenbourg too ... but that's for the weekend when I'm not 'working' ...

 

Ebby ffs

Deffo not a gay dog name. Nope.

 

Word to the wise ... we have a Tesco order coming today which we finalised yesterday ... took ****ing ages because they limit you to 80 items .... if you go for 20 loose carrots that's 20 items ffs ...

Have had to sacrifice my Pomegranate Molasses... but the ladies insisted that the Always Ultra was more of a necessity ... ungrateful bitches, the lot of 'em

 

My old black cat was awesome. He adopted me. I called him Steve.

 

It's short for Ebeneezer ... like you are short for penis

 

Had a black cat myself back in the day ... called him Paintit ... true dat

 

Relax bro, why you so upset for, it's just a dog.

 

Kronenbourg is worse than Bud.

Amstel is a good beer though, so you can stay, for now.

 

No worries mate ... merely confirms your difficulties with pussies... not like we weren't already aware, or owt

 

Oh good, glad we avoided war mate.

Gay cats just ain't worth it

 

Draft Kronenbourg in France is lovely... had my first in Chartres in the shadow of Notre Dame after driving all day ... memories still right up there ...

 

Yanks drink bud, that really is all you need to know.

 

The red Kronenbourg is outstanding. It’s right up there with the green estrella as my favourite foreign beer.

 

so do Czech's mate ... but neither drink the stuff brewed under licence here

I'll drink just about any lager if ice cold on a hot day... you go easy with the Shandy Bass dude ... don't want you having a turn

 

Stronger than bud

 

Only if injected with Cilit Bang as a Covid-19 preventative ...