Prince Bone Saw’s Toon thread

You have to be the most boring human being I've had the pleasure to trade words with.

an Ibiza dwelling old scrote that turned his attention to falling up hills trying to impress people

 

Phil Nev....old smudger will nurse Newcastle to top 10 on a £1bn budget

 

I can't quite put my finger on why it is that you're so unnaturally dull , but were you perhaps made in a test tube ? it just wouldn't surprise me if even the very simplest thing involved in entering this world you required assistance with.

 

More rattled than I thought, its okay, P Neville will calm you down with his dule assessments tof a transfer spree that hasn't been seen since Boro got in Ravanelli

 

see what I mean?dull

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/f...ewers-complain-about-boring-Phil-Neville.html

It's gonna be Phil!

 

Phil Neville has dropped from 50/1 to 33/1. Wonder what tomorrow will bring.

 

Not rue, but never mind.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/spo...ews/next-nufc-manager-bookies-reveal-18127081

 

https://m.skybet.com/football/manager-specials/event/25645117

here is some piss for those chips you have.

 

Apparently all the Premier League Clubs have been officially written to and asked to block the takeover

 

Deep fear from someone there

 

it was me, Tobes and the Leicester and wolves fans. If this goes through Newcastle will be buying our best players so they can hand out bibs at training.

 

Phil Neville has quit.

 

No movement yet on the odds, but give them an hour or two and he will be shorter than Verne Troyer!

 

Allegri moving out to 6/1

 

Benitez is odds on. Really hope he gets the job.

 

United CL place confirmed if season gets finished early.

Sancho inbound.

 

I'd be happy with him considering he built the best organised team I've ever seen as my time as fan .finishing 10th and 13 with a net spend of 5 million is pretty good going . He's won things too, so he can handle the pressure.