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  1. breconsaint

    breconsaint Active Member

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    Meowthrie

    I am worried about the increasing schizophrenia displayed by one of our mutual acquaintances. He seems to be overly concerned about the 7,500 crowd watching our reserves beat Preston, whilst being unaware of the massive 4000 watching his first(only) team LOSE to Barnett. I hope that this is merely double standards and hypocrisy, rather than a severe disorder. Perhaps you could help by explaining to him that both attendances were approximately 33% of their normal league gates (and that 7500, whilst low, is still 80% more than the Fratton faithful could manage). This may help establish some equilibrium.
    Here's hoping!
    Keep up the good work
    Brecon.
     
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    breconsaint, Sep 25, 2011
  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Dear Meowthrie,

    Who are Barnett ? Them there Welsh domiciles, eh pm ! He will be talking cockney slang next - **barnet fair = hair** - what's he like, the little tinker <laugh>

    Yours admiringly,

    W_d
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 25, 2011
  3. devonFRATTONiser

    devonFRATTONiser Well-Known Member
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    Dear Meowthrie

    I'm a bit concerned about a lost sheep lurking in these parts.
    Its picture would suggest that it's a Ram, although It claims to be a Saint.
    The trouble is, I get a bit worried when I see a Ram [male] wearing high heels and some rather strange, but revealing black number.

    Should I call for the RSPCA or light the oven and get some mint sauce on the go?
     
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    devonFRATTONiser, Sep 25, 2011
  4. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    I reckon the mint sauce option is the one to go for devo, but beware, it might be mutton dressed as lamb........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 25, 2011
  5. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    It must be a ramsvestite.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 25, 2011
  6. Richisontheboat33

    Richisontheboat33 Guest

    A ramsvestite from ramsexual, ramsylvaniaaaaaa!
     
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    Richisontheboat33, Sep 25, 2011
  7. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Well, my Tup-pence worth is that most of the the so-called jokes on this thread are lamb-entable.
    Ewe really need to improve or flock off!;)
     
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    Channonfodder, Sep 25, 2011
  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Except for mine (which was brilliant) I've herd them all before.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 25, 2011
  9. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Can I get you a drink? How about a nice saucer of milk?
     
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    Channonfodder, Sep 25, 2011
  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Only if it's EweHT.

    Sorry for the dip, in quality too.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 25, 2011

  11. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Look, Brecon's avatar is perfectly fine. He's a Saints fan who favourite player was "Shearer".
    Meowth! I am really surprised at you. Even as a joke, to even consider UHT milk......yuk!!!
     
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    Channonfodder, Sep 25, 2011
  12. devonFRATTONiser

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    Maybe you could do a blindfold taste test(ouri)

    I'll get me goat
     
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    devonFRATTONiser, Sep 26, 2011
  13. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Ah another old and pungent joke from-ages ago.....
     
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    Channonfodder, Sep 26, 2011
  14. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    I hope you are feeling very sheepish after that comment.

    I'm just off shopping, looking for some baaa gains.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 26, 2011
  15. breconsaint

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    My avatar is out of respect to my country of residence. Please show due deference to their national hobby !
     
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    breconsaint, Sep 26, 2011
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    Just been shopping - and found some baaa gains. Losing weight is damned expensive.:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    3rd eye, Sep 26, 2011
  17. Richisontheboat33

    Richisontheboat33 Guest

    Dear Meowthrie,

    No sheepishness on my part when I tell you that I woke up this morning, remembered that I am a Saints fan and that we are top of the Championship, and I subsequently walked to work with a spring in my step.

    I'm not writing this to share a problem, just to share my happiness :)
     
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    Richisontheboat33, Sep 27, 2011
  18. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    In your Avatar Rich, I very much trust that Matthew Corbett hasn't got his hand in an unappropiate place :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 27, 2011
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    erm... This thread is called Dear Meowthrie not Dear Mathhrie <laugh>
     
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    devonFRATTONiser, Sep 27, 2011
  20. Richisontheboat33

    Richisontheboat33 Guest

    I must admit Sweep does look a little 'perturbed' in his portrait. There are rumours that James Beattie wants to come back to us, so I can perfectly understand Sweep's discomfort and uneasiness...
     
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    Richisontheboat33, Sep 27, 2011
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