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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You should try vaping it instead of smoking it mate.
     
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    PINKIE, Apr 19, 2020
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  2. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Be well soon
     
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    remembercolinlee, Apr 19, 2020
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  3. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Get well soon is the Main thing .

    #1 do you have a PERSISTANT dry cough ( That is different given your asthma ) .

    #2 - Do you have A high temp ?

    If None of the above apply , sounds like a cold or Asthma .

    Before anyone says I am belittling any of this , I woke up with Dry throat , headache , etc .

    Mrs J thinks it may be hay fever , I think it's a bit of a cold . I GOOGLED , really REALLY should not have done that !











    Turns out I have been abducted by Aliens and they Drugged me and did " Horrible " things to me .*









































































    * This is a lie . Just trying to bring a Bit of humour to the place *






























































    * Having said all that . It hurts when I try to sit down .....
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Apr 19, 2020
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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    2 weeks to finish the football season <whistle>

    Could post that article on the "let's call the whole thing off" thread and get an extra 200 pages out of it.
     
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    Treble, Apr 19, 2020
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Get well soon @Libby love you bro.
     
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    Skylarker, Apr 19, 2020
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  6. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Depends on where he parks the car.
     
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    Diego, Apr 19, 2020
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Liverpool just won the title, UTD are up to 2nd, Arsenal and Spuds are slipping down the table, ££££ 3rd and Leicester 4th with Wolves in 5th, Chavs struggling holding onto 6th
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Apr 19, 2020
  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You need to wake up fella ... weird dream you are having..
     
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    FosseFilberto, Apr 19, 2020
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  9. brb

    brb CR250

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    Fosse killed the thread <whistle>
     
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    brb, Apr 19, 2020
  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Well at least it ended on a high point <whistle>
     
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  11. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Yep, because you'll now think you have cancer. According to the internet, it's ALWAYS cancer. Even if you get grit in your eye.
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra, Apr 19, 2020
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  12. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Where did everyone go?
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 19, 2020
  13. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    All back in work tomorrow mate, don't you watch the news?
     
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    Diego, Apr 19, 2020
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Latest reports ... US death toll more than 41k ... deflect away you wiggy satsuma ... <rose>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Apr 19, 2020
  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    EDIT: Just checked again, the deaths have increased from 20,000 to 40,000 in 8 days. That is still worrying.
     
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  16. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    11,000 in a day ??
    Surely not :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    Edelman, Apr 19, 2020
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  17. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    See my edit above mate. It's not in a day thank God. Tragic nonetheless.
     
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    Treble, Apr 19, 2020
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  18. Stan

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    And that freak is calling on certain states to revolt against the lockdown. But don’t say “orange man bad” because it’s mean and leftyish.
     
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    Stan, Apr 19, 2020
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Tough few weeks for anyone who pretends to love Trump and China on a football forum when off their face.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Apr 19, 2020
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  20. Tobes

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    You just deny it’s an actual thing, as you don’t know anyone who’s died from it.

    That covers off both bases.
     
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