Let's Call The Whole Thing Off?

Oi! There's nothing pretend about this Scouse idiot!

 

There was some mild interest to pass the time during the lockdown, but much like Roy's spunkfest on the Furlough thread it's turning into death by a thousand cuts.

You sure about that mate... don't forget it's the greatest ever, most special, most deserving cross my heart and hope to die league title in the history of the wurrrrrrrld! It deserves to be finished on that basis alone. The tea lady in the canteen at the FA said so. She's been streaming games all season the poor dear.

 

You invested a lot in null and void, and now it's fading away like your memories of Howard Webb lifting you all those trophies. I'll say a prayer for your soul, mate, every time I see that asterisk on our pendant. But next season is your season. If it ever starts.

 

Repeat: if the season is null and void United are certain not to get CL football. If the season is concluded, we have a chance of getting CL football.

The whole season really isn’t just about Liverpool.

 

In five years time you will be trying to pass that asterisk off as something special, yay we are the only club that's got one, not even Blackburn or Leicester have one of them

 

Flashbacks of Rafa's fakht rant reading that. Endless, dull and pointless

Donga wtf are you even doing on here anyway with Plastro and Sucky lol. You're like the Bud Abbot to two Lou Costello's.

 

Please stop linking us to Blackburn ... they bought their way to the title, very much like Citeh, United and Chelsea ... we simply fought our way to ours ... against all the financial odds ... thank you

 

Yeah i can accept that, sorry mate
It's just the you both have one title and Liverpool might be getting an honourary one

 

Just playing fella ... all the more special mind for it ... when we won 3-1 at Citeh that year our squad cost 26 million ... theirs 226 million ... ****ing awesome ... that was when many of us started to believe (tentatively)

 

You bought your way to promotion though

 

Yeah ... that sucked

 

I remember your fans singing "We're Leicester City, we're buying the league" early on in our promotion season, didn't last very long

Did do the double over us that season iirc though. David ****ing Nugent.

 

Seriously mind ...

Jamie Vardy £1 million
N'Golo Kante £6.5 million
Riyad Mahrez £450k
Robert Huth - free

... just ****ing wow

 

And you could probably still get your money back for Vardy

 

... he's the type of player that opposition fans understandably hate ... but he will be a Leicester City legend when he eventually hangs up his boots ... go Steptoe

 

That's trebs broken

 

I think he's ****ing great, not many would turn him down if their club bought him.

 

How has this turned into yet another thread where Fosse beats his meat over Lesta winning the league ffs.....

 

He's one of those instinctive goal scorers ... means we are always in games with a punchers chance ... comes back from injury and notches two in our last game against Villa ... completely sums him up .. street fighter ... no quarter asked or given ..
fans love him because he always leaves 100% out on the pitch ... inspires the other lads by his commitment..

 

Cant they just make a small Prem trophy and give it to them via video link ?
Someone could stick it on the centre circle and somebody can then just trot over and hold it aloft .
Stream it live ?