true story. A few lads off here were there too. I had to put the fake arse, which was still my arse on otherwise I’d have got done for indecent exposure. I was 4 stone heavier then too.
I tell you what it is like lads I've lived with a somewhat carefree life attitude towards life or death for many years, but from now on my seat belt staying in, I'm sticking to speed limits, im wrapped in bubble wrap and I am going absolutely ****ing nowhere until there's a vaccine because I dunno about you lot, but I refuse to be that bloke that dies now this is happening. baton down the hatches and everyone keep the **** away from me.
I’ve wrapped myself in tin foil. I’ve also pulled down my sky box, I reckon it’s being transmitted through them
We all need this vaccine but lets hope theres none until fatty is away and well n truely out of the building. The **** would instantly pull the pin on this deal if a vaccine was announced in the morning.
I’m trying mate. Sad thing is, my daughter had my first granddaughter last night, don’t know when we’ll get to see her.
Ill never forget that day at villa park in 2016. The chant 'You're going down with the villa' never stopped from minute 1 to 94. I suppose we just have to accept our enthusiastic support makes us hated by some other fans. Im sure alot more are going to hate us now though
