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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Just stuck 4 cans in the freezer for rapid cooling.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 19, 2020
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Make sure you don't forget the 4th or you'll have one of those warped can weird slushy beers that you need to rip apart.
    Never worth saving and if you thaw it out it tastes nasty.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 19, 2020
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    He almost certainly drinks lager so you can't really spoil the taste as it is foul to begin with.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 19, 2020
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    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Edelman, Apr 19, 2020
  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hiya guise, I have some good and bad news.

    The bad news is, today the Spanish Government said from next Monday parents can take their kids out for a walk, but only to the supermarket or other such places that is ****ing riddled with the virus.

    The good news is, 5 hours later, the ****s(fair play to them) did the quickest U-turn in political history and said parents can take their kids out for normal walks without going to these hotspots, but from Sunday! There are 2 mini Mons that will be very happy boys when I tell them that tomorrow / today <party>

    https://elpais.com/sociedad/2020-04...7EZYf8UaQqLvLBO6tNSQZpegerszgsT2yU7UEVtoF0fy8


    By the time they get out next Sunday, they will have been locked up for 6 weeks. Admittedly, I have communal gardens(and a pool<ok>)that they have been able to go out to on their bikes, but weather been ****e since lockdown began. So **** the lot of you if you think this is not the best update ever!

    God looks after his own
    Defender of the faith
    **** the pope
    Pope wears half a ball
     
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    monacoger, Apr 22, 2020
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Delighted for you and yours, can we have pics of these walks, with pixel faces needless to say.
    PS any avocado news.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Apr 22, 2020
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wrong. I never drink lager.

    Lager is for *****poofs
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 22, 2020
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Oor Eddie to confirm(if he can see the small pic)
     
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    monacoger, Apr 22, 2020
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    Wow, that Banksy just doesn't give a f.uck any more does he?
     
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    GroveRanger, Apr 22, 2020
  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    73 cocktails to find.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 22, 2020

  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Yes avocado news please
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 22, 2020
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Didn't have any avocado yesterday, will hopefully have some today.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 22, 2020
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Actually Like removed, I'm taking a stance Nige :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 22, 2020
  14. Mick O'Toon

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    Irish Coffee
    Moscow Mule
    Manhattan
    Tom Collins
    White Lady
    Sidecar
    Bamboo
    Gin & Tonic

    ps had avocado yesterday in a salad
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Apr 22, 2020
  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Avocado is great in a salad, in fact pretty much anything is great in a salad as long as the dressing is good.

    Disappointed you didn't get the Arnold Palmer cocktail, even if it is non alcoholic.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 22, 2020
  16. Mick O'Toon

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    I saw the pictures Hendrix,Churchill,Monroe but didn't twig it was Arnie.Is Sex on the beach another one?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Apr 22, 2020
  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Happy days mate the weans will be buzzing to get out and about :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 22, 2020
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Don't think so, but if you long top right kind of area there are two naked people having a long hard comfortble screw against the wall or whatever the **** it is called.
    They sure are mate, 6 weeks is a long old time. They aren't allowed to take bikes out or a ball, but just having a wee wander is better than **** all.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 22, 2020
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    Snakebite
    Screwdriver
    Hurricane
    Bloody Mary
    Fire Ball
    White Russian
    Black Russian
    Grasshopper
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Apr 22, 2020
  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You ever made home made guacamole?

    Very good
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 22, 2020
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