Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

That cannot be true though Gordon if you look at the cat there is no way a cat living in Wuhan can get to that size

 

Chinese have brought out a new ready meal.
Not Poodle.

 

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Funny but unfortunately too true

 

Blasphemy.

 

Remember Michael Jackson in his gloves and mask every time he went out . Oh how we laughed .

 

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Or 'courting' as I called it when I was lad.

 

GOVERNMENT NOTICE

Due to the current financial situation caused by the Virus and slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

· This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

· Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

· Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

· A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

· Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

· Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

· Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much **** (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of **** that they give our citizens.

· If you feel that you do not receive enough ****, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the **** that you can handle.

Yours sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

n.b. - due to the Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions,The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.