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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Chain smoking alcoholics with a weekend Charlie habit completely immune, I’m hearing <ok>
     
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    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone know how many smokers in this country have died from it?
     
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  3. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    That's what i would of thought.
     
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  4. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    As someone who smokes 20 knock off ukranian cigs a day, I prefer your version <laugh>
     
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  5. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Fair enough re age but I did not discuss trans or gay issues...I only spoke about teachers.

    Enjoy your painting...keep putting mine off...I even made a 6 foot long brick wall herb bed in the garden to avoid it.
    Never made a brick wall in my life read up how to do it and looked up YouTube videos ... all to avoid the painting <laugh>
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Care England reporting there may have been as many as 7,500 Coronavirus deaths in UK care homes as opposed to the 247 reported by the ONS this week ... one Scottish home has now lost 20 residents.

    Staggering ... <rose>
     
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  7. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Must be very frightening and stressful for those living in and working in care homes and for those with loved ones in care homes.
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    If people only kept to guidelines hey

     
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  9. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    It's a well known fact that if your respiratory system is under attack or pressure, it helps if you smoke 50-60 ***s a day. Preferably Capstan Full Strength. Funnily enough, this was proved by my sister, who, after a lifetime of heavy smoking, contracted sepsis after chemo and radiotherapy treatment for breast cancer at 64, then developing bronchial pneumonia. It was touch and go for a while, but she put her recovery down to the 'fact' that her lungs were used to being 'exercised' by dealing with smoke. She even quoted Hockney then, seven years ago.

    She has COPD now, so her lungs are super fit as she isolates for 13 weeks after receiving her 13-week letter. One of her neighbours is posting her secret cigarettes to her. At the risk of being banned from the thread again, did I not say she was the sister who voted Brexit because she didn't want to see her granddaughter grow up under Sharia Law? I'm sure there's no connection between the thinking.
     
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  10. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    I enjoy reading your stuff dude..... Keep thy head up and keeping fighting against being censored.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You lost me when you tried throwin me in with the underclass mate, soz.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I wouldn’t trust a single piece of information coming out of that rancid ****hole.
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    If you had a life worth living dude you wouldn't be on here constantly so yeah you're underclass.

    Dave always speaking truth.

     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    How many times you been?
     
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  15. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Yeah, trust that well-known biologist and professor of physiology David Hockney over any Chinky doctors. Or let's see what Donnie has to say on the subject.
     
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  16. Sucky

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    Then Im good bar the alcohol bit
     
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    Who's that ??
     
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    Just some insane bumbling idiot.... So Nobody that should matter.
     
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    If half this thread is true it's pretty damning

     
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  20. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Nah mate, puff won’t save you. You need to get on the Special Brew and rough cider snakebites
     
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