Mon's Lockdown Logbook

You needs to squeeze the juice from the leaves and then apply to stings. Rubbing the leaves works but not very well compared with the clench and poke

 

I'm glad my rash (which, by the way, is slowly getting better) has provoked such excellent insight.

 

Don't want to alarm you but could be COVID-19,they've discovered new symptoms:
https://www.thesun.ie/news/5317828/three-mild-coronavirus-symptoms-shouldnt-ignore/

 

Makes sense, I always know when I've got flu rather than just a cold when my nads ache.

 

I don’t believe I’ve ever had flu.

 

Too many folks catch a bit of a sniffle and say it's seasonal flu. It isn't. Flu will knock even the fittest and healthiest off their feet for a few days.

 

not me

 

Correct. (Apart from Trev)

 

Is Man-Flu real? Asking for Mrs Grove who would crack open my coffin and tell me to get over myself.

 

I've had it twice. Once when I was a teenager, and once about 10 years ago (when I was late 20s). Proper ****ed for a week, both times.

 

^^^^Girl's blouse

 

I had it when I was about 15 and couldn't even move my head without shutting my eyes tight it was so painful

 

You sure that wasn't when you were getting pumped?

 

Of course not. Your very unfit and very unhealthy and a Jew.

*You're

 

Man-flu is real. It's when we catch a bit of sniffle and want our wimmin-folk to look after us and give us medicinal blowjobs.

 

Errr...

I think you're confusing flu with being ****ed up the farter by your local religious dispenser.

 

Aye that did sound a bit bent didn't even realise what Mono was on about

A cock up the arse would have been less painful

 

Don't blame yourself. Nobody knows what Monny is on about.

Getting sodomized as a child is entirely your fault.

 

" fizzing under the skin "

Might be a few berz presenting for testing after reading this.

 

I like getting likes from Ponder. Those are my favrit.

Not because he's intelligent, enjoys a folly, and is an alcoholic in recovery. Just because.