ALLAHU AKBAR!! I am converting, someone quickly, give me the basic rundown of islam. Praise be the kings.
**** me if it guarantees Mike ****ing off I'd turn Muslim like @JakartaToon I heard that Allah allows cans.
Reports expecting a long queue at Wearmouth bridge as long as they are social distancing and keeping 2m apart
Some twitter folks are saying that the £13M written down is about the sale of strawberry place - even better if this is the case!
Aye...but that ain't gonna stop anyone mate thats for sure. We can all probably remember where we all were when the twin towers fell, when the Berlin wall came down and when the statue of Saddam was pulled down. This trumps every ****ing single one of them and we will of course all remember where we were when it happened....stuck in our ****ing houses!!! **** off Ashley and take that arse puppet of a pet slug with you. I've had to triple my beer order that's coming in my online delivery from Asda th'morra now!!!
Literally can't stop grinning. One last dig from Ashley selling up during lock down so everyone can't head out to the pubs to cheer him out of town and he can just snake it out of there quietly
Don't care how or when he ****s off mate, main thing is he does one...and my beer due to be delivered from asda online tomorrow isn't substituted for ****ing shoe polish or summit!!
Just for context.....Glazers are worth $4.9bn PIF are worth $320bn and Reuben Brothers are worth $18bn....... Also Sheikh Mansour(citeh owner) is worth $30bn......