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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Apr 12, 2020.

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first scouser to get sectioned

  1. Astro

  2. Sisu

  3. Luv

  4. drugs for kids

  5. sky

  6. jurgen klopp

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  1. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Really...... Oh well
     
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  2. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Gay af

    097C952D-67C0-45AE-8E3D-BEF637CBEC90.gif
     
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  3. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    There isn’t a single Scouser in your poll Comm.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Sky is. Even though he currently resides in Weymouth.

    Reminds me of a colleague of mine who runs some website called I :emoticon-0152-heart Hoxton, or some such nonsense. I have to keep reminding him, you don’t ****ing live there though, you live in Essex with all the other “My Grandad Knew the Twins” diamond geezer types.

    Still, you can take the boy out of Liverpool, or The East End, or whatever...
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Astro, bunk beds with his ***** cousin Matthew.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Just read back, disappointing.
     
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  7. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Read it 17 times.
    Each time it gets worse.
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Dunno why comm cant just admit he misses me.

    Im worth more than his drunken booty calls every 2 weeks tbh
     
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  9. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    What is it you sell, mate? I’m game for smoking/injecting anything at the moment if it will relieve this boredom.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He sells FIFA coins for Xbox mate.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Sniff and pills mainly, bit of crack now and again, the kids have ran me dry of heroine recently.
     
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  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Reckon if we had one of them meets we always organise...Sucky and Comm would end up in a ruckus

    guaranteed
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Silicon booty filler mainly ... don't ask for his 'special injection' ffs <cheers>
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Bit of glaring issue being missed here.

    Comm done a job in which he was expected to kill people for money or a flag, whatever.

    <laugh><doh>
     
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  15. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Back in the day my dad boxed one of the Twins at amateur level, he never said which one.

    now that is actually a true story.
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Did your dad win?
     
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  17. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    i don’t think he did, otherwise I would remember him saying “I beat one of the Twins”.

    my old man was 6ft 6 inch and had huge hands and also boxed for RAF (didn’t fly as eyesight not great) but was very demure about winning at boxing as he would have seen it as him having an unfair height and reach advantage - somewhat of a gentle giant.
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    You should never mix Heroin and E.
     
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  19. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Escaped <party>
     
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  20. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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