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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    'Kin hell. The Mail and the Express seem to be isolating their readers from the truth by pretending 'The country came out last night and clapped for Boris'. Eh? Well if we do want to practice self-isolating we should organise a clap for Boris every hour: you'll be six miles away from the next person doing the same thing, never mind six foot, if last night is anything to go by.

    Get well Boris, and all the others suffering in an NHS deprived of proper PPE, facilities and testing kits after Boris and his pip-squeak adviser sent us off on a herd immunity wild goose chase.
     
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    I'd lick her arse and let her **** down my neck
     
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    @petersaxton you two have something in common
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    does he like mustard mayonnaise ?
     
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  5. Willhoops

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    You'd have to check with his owner
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    why its just a sauce
     
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  7. Willhoops

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    His owner seems quite strict
     
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    ok
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    I know what you mean bro.
     
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  10. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    Oops, wrong thread!
     
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  11. Saf

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    Twitter owner, Jack Dorsey, has committed one billion dollars (28% of his wealth) to the Covid-19 cause.

    Amazon owner, Jeff Bezos, has donated 100m dollars in food aid to the homeless.

    Facebook owner, Mark Zuckerberg, has donated 30m dollars to the Covid-19 cause.

    Apple sent some medical supplies to Italy.

    We should have a thread to remind us which companies done what during this pandemic.
     
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    ENIC have furloughed their staff

    Joe Lewis 4.2 Billion net worth
     
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    Richard Branson has shown himself to be the utter scum bag that he is. **** using Virgin in the future.

    Mike Ashley trying to class his scruffy shops as essential and furloughed his staff immediately.
     
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    Never, ever drink in a Wetherspoons again.
     
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    Fk me psg spent double on mbappe
     
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    Holland & Barratt staff are campaigning to have their stores closed. They’re allowed to open because they sell certain foods but it’s forcing staff to share a small space with customers buying all the other non-essential crap. Grim.
     
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    I’d forgotten about them and I only read it last night. You couldn’t swing a cat in their shops. If I worked for them it would be getting to the point of asking myself if it was worth keeping my job for.
     
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    Spot on credit where credit is due
     
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    Probably not but then it’s not a great time to voluntarily leave a job. Feel these businesses should only be allowed to sell their essential wares but then you could argue against supermarkets being allowed to sell anything non-essential which is a slippery slope.
     
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