Coronavirus

[brb]

We should have got Doctor HiaG to look at Boris, and tell him to man up as it's only the flu.

 

[Spurlock]

We should have got Doctor HiaG to look at Boris, and tell him to man up as it's only the flu.

@Hoddle is a god

 

[Archers Road]

We don’t want to be Losing him . We don’t want to be losing anyone , but hope you see what I mean .

We don’t want Michael Gove in charge. Of anything. Nor Dominic “IQ of a fence post” Raab.

So yeah, we don’t want to lose Boris.

 

[Stan]

In a weird sense of way, it needs someone well known to be taken in like this, that isn't over 70. Because it helps to reinforce government advice. I just feel as though there is still people out there, that think this will not affect them.

My brother went for a haircut on Friday.

 

[Fox Mulder]

so who will replace him ?

 

[brb]

We don’t want Michael Gove in charge. Of anything. Nor Dominic “IQ of a fence post” Raab.

So yeah, we don’t want to lose Boris.

Something we absolutely agree on. Can't they put that Sunak in charge!

 

[Archers Road]

so who will replace him ?

Stan’s brother’s barber?

 

[Spurlock]

so who will replace him ?

he’s not dead

dickhead

 

[brb]

My brother went for a haircut on Friday.

I'm surprised somewhere was open! Archers had the best idea, buy some clippers.

 

[armchairblue]

so who will replace him ?

He ain't dead yet.

 

[Treble]

You know that time when I said I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy....

 

[Archers Road]

Something we absolutely agree on. Can't they put that Sunak in charge!

Chancellor of the Exchequer is a pretty important job, he has his hands full with that I reckon.

Maybe give the job to Daniel Craig.

 

[Spurlock]

He ain't dead yet.

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[Treble]

On a serious note though, that's a bit of a shock. I'm actually worried about the stupid sod. I hope he pulls through.

 

[armchairblue]

Chancellor of the Exchequer is a pretty important job, he has his hands full with that I reckon.

Maybe give the job to Daniel Craig.

Kier Starmer.

 

[Archers Road]

He ain't dead yet.

He rang in sick ages ago now though, someone needs to stand in if he’s not back soon.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

You know that time when I said I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy....

I take your point I honestly do . But Boris is not the worst of them !

 

[Stan]

I'm surprised somewhere was open! Archers had the best idea, buy some clippers.

He said he was walking past it and the guy was tidying the shop. As he's a regular the guy agreed to cut his hair. I should clarify that my brother is an idiot. I appreciate that opens me up to ridicule but WHATEVS!!

 

[brb]

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Them tags....

kevs carer quits over unrealistic workload

 

[Stan]

Stan’s brother’s barber?

He's Turkish. He'll be deported soon.