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sb_73 said:
I think Handjob’s latest unenforceable threat to remove our allotted exercise periods (must be against the Geneva Convention, what, Group Captain Uber?) is more to get exercised about than what nonentities write on social media.

Apparently his grandstanding is pissing off a lot of people in government, including poor wheezing Johnson. Various bits of the system - DoH, Public Health England and NHS England at each other’s throats over who is responsible for continued failure to meet targets. It has become apparent that this country has very little capability in modelling epidemics, largely because all of the academics involved hate each other and try to undermine their enemies. Priti Patel offering to arm community police officers and establish martial law (probably). Alok Sharma (‘a batsman with zero shots’ according to one colleague), Robert Generic and Dominic Raab (“Britain’s very own Dan Quayle”)* wheeled out when there is nothing to say.

Lots of people out and about today, most doing their best to distance. Quite amusing seeing some families who pretty obviously never normally take exercise beyond leaving their car to buy a hundred weight of cheese, bacon, lard and beans flavoured sugar frosted crisps, getting out and about. People who have their own gravitational fields. Some of them have a vitamin d deficiency so rarely do they see sunlight. Good news that we are getting healthier as a nation, our virile precious bodily fluids will help us triumph over all!

Quiet on here today. Everyone must be at the beach or in a National Park, rubbing up against each other.


*nicknames courtesy of Sunday Times. I wish I’d thought up the Raab one, perfect.
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I've been quiet because I've been working solidly since 10:30AM trying to ensure I have a job in the near future, Stanley.

Just coz I make a comment about soshul meeja dun meen that's all I mown abaht.

I'm now gonna find someone to rub up against.
 
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Sooperhoop said:
They can't be arsed these days, not a real 'crime'. Sit on a bench in the park and it'll 'Hello, hello'...
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I just spent 20 mins on the phone talking to my lad and telling him he is an enemy of the people and a strong arm of the fascist state.
He told me to **** off being so stupid and to stay at home.......I think I won that argument.
 
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