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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah not so good when you’re at work though is it mate?
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Back peddling quicker than an Italian tank there bruv.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    So go to urban dictionary ffs.
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Work is an alien concept to Sucky.

    He thinks it involves staying up all night with a burner phone and a BMX on standby.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I know what’s in everything I eat, I choose not to cook because I don’t enjoy it.
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Sounds like your jobs the anxiety.

    Be something else.
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Smackrat seems apt.
     
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  8. Sucky

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    Blowjobs are good.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I like my job... I don’t suffer from anxiety any more either, so don’t need the weed. Thanks though homes, it’s nice to know somebody cares.
     
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  10. Stan

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    When you order a takeaway you don’t know what’s in your food bruv. There’s a reason why many takeaways supposedly taste better.
     
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  11. Sucky

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    Take me off ignore so i can **** you off again.
     
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  12. Sucky

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    You could do anything bro dont ever forget that.
     
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  13. Stan

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    STFU Oprah
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I don’t eat greasy kebabs and chips n gravy ffs Stan. Do you know what’s in that chicken carcass you’re about to boil up for your stock by the way?
     
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  15. Sucky

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    You can suck my dick don't ever forget that.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sounds like Stan wants to get deez nuts while his prawn shells are on the simmer.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    It's not the worst thing I've posted... It's also decent compared to some that you've posted.
     
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  18. Stan

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    Your high street restaurants aren’t boiling whole organic chickens to make their stock Tel. They’ll be using scrag ends of whatever is left over after service. They’ll also be adding tonnes of salt to whatever meal you order and if cream or butter is required they’ll be using full fat and a lot of it as that’s where those flavours come from.

    In answer to your question, organic chicken carcass.
     
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  19. Stan

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    More prison speak.
     
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    Who had money on Tel cracking first? <laugh>
     
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