Which kitchen appliance is the best for conversation?

My Kettle knows a lot about contemporary art and does a great impression of Sir Stephen Redgrave

 

My kettle looks like Hitler and sounds like Stephen Hawking

 

What day we on ffs?

 

So you are a kitchen calendar man, not really an appliance but who I am I to criticise.

 

the microwave, you can put things inside and they spin, ****ing belter mate.

 

My garlic crusher says you're all ****s.

 

This style of grinder with this type of content for a superb conversation...try it...thank me later

 

please log in to view this image

 

mate that's for making a french press, don't put your nuts.. erm.. garlic in it

 

Welsh microwaves are best ... or the Welsh word for microwave is ... "Poppetyping" I kid you not

 

haha. dunno if it was just my family but we call the remote control "the zapper"

 

My wine cooler says "Back so soon?" ... cheeky batard

 

kitchen appliances ? wtf is going on here

 

This is the Frank Stallone of threads m8.

 

Id have to say meat hammer tbh.

Love beating things with my meat hammer.

 

Go see my thing on the food thread

 

Has to be the toaster, you can talk about anything that pops up.

 

This is a new low.

 

Have you seen some of the threads on here? It really isn't, it's a light hearted joke, hardly a bad thing right now

 

Like a Noel Fielding type of joke?