Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Here's a nice graph showing that the death rate in England is down on previous years.

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Sorry, I need a Venn Diagram to understand things. Can I have a Venn Diagram?

 

Box of bottles!

 

@Archers Road

Are you dead yet ?

 

Ok. I've still got my eye on you.

 

Sadiq Khan hot off the heels of telling everyone that travelling on packed trains and buses is not dangerous has now dipped his toe into the main problem in London.

Should multi billionaires need to carry on playing Premier League players wages ?

Leadership like this is what makes London a great global city .

Fun fact most London Premier League teams are owned by Jews.

 

Looking forward to reading another tweet along the lines of “will never moan at the fitbaw again”

 

Not sure tbh. If this is the afterlife, it looks a lot like my front room.

 

I ordered a load of official EPL merch half price and free delivery.

Got the home Jersey for about £25 & a full kit junior in red shorts and Jersey £22.50p.

 

The only Gers tops I buy are the mandarin coloured ones

 

Relax mate, booze is essential apparently. Wine shops are open, my girlfriend works in one. She’s not totally thrilled about it tbph, but if they did have to close, her boss is the sort of twat to do anything to get out of paying a wage whatever the government say, so hey ho..

 

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Stopping the gargle can kill you, not getting a Paracetamol for your sore head doesn't. All the NHS needs is a load of Alchos turning up at A&E. Tell your mrs I'll clap out the window later for her half cut

Booze wins

 

Booze kills all known viruses apparently.

Back when my daily diet consisted of speed, weed, Guiness, and Schnapps, the ****ing thing wouldn’t have dared come near me.

Might be a bit more vulnerable now unfortunately

 

Wimbers a gonner.

Why do I have to stay 2 mitres away from my own mother yet can ring a taxi and sit beside a complete stranger?

I can even get the Taxi to take me to Dublin Airport and get on a flight

 

Just had a massive dooby in the garden after a couple of Jack Daniel's.

Not too bad tbph.

 

https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopula...landandwalesprovisional/weekending20march2020

Incredible stats via the Office of National Statistics.

Fill yer boots

Pneumonia and Influenza deaths down this year, surprisingly, the slack taken up by deadly Covid19.

 

thought that was a fake link disguising a tranny gif

 

That's awfully handy those numbers stacking up like that

 

When does the disgusting feeling after a Tranny **** leave you? I'm trying to plough through but I can't shake the feeling I'm a ****