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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I know which is most accurate tbf
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

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    Probably very similar to the ****e you've been gubbed into buying <laugh>
     
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  3. Number 1 Jasper

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    How do you think I found out !
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    could be onto something here ...
     
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  5. O'l Gravy Leg

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    That guy won't be the one to figure out the mysteries of Astronomy that's for sure <ok> Pity they didn't get stuck in his arse though, all those wasted Uranus jokes :(
     
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  6. Treble

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    So did I...

    and all I can say is if you can crack an egg and get it in there, she's not worth the effort :bandit:
     
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  7. Number 1 Jasper

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    bf4e4e050bbcdc7771a9f35defcdb687 trillion.jpg
     
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  8. O'l Gravy Leg

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    Slightly curious as to the method you'd use <yikes>
     
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

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    Think he's talking about Ostrich eggs .
     
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  10. Treble

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    Exactly mate. Like refilling the oil in your engine with a plastic funnel.

    If it goes in au naturale... I'm out <ok>
     
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  11. What we don’t know is how many of those deaths are due only to covid 19.

    The problem is, as I have repeatedly pointed out, that there is no test expressly for covid 19. The test will show only that a covid (there are loads of different ones) was present at the time of death.

    So, someone could die on the operating table of a cardiac arrest, and due to there being a covid (no matter how benign) present in the blood, the death will be attributed to covid 19, to justify the disgusting debacle that is being played out.

    Most of us carry a covid of some description in our bloodstream at any particular time. You could die of something completely unrelated to covid 19 and have your death marked down to the virus, regardless.

    The sad fact, whether you like it or not, is that thousands of people die in the UK with covid in their bloodstream, every single month. Always have done and always will. On that basis, we are never going to regain our freedom, and people like you will ensure that the lives of children and grandchildren are extremely uncertain.

    You continue to be duped by this sham, I choose not to.
     
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  13. O'l Gravy Leg

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    My general rule is, if she lets me put a plastic funnel in her, she's not my type <laugh>
     
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  14. Treble

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    That. is. simply. not. true.
     
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    We are never going to regain our freedom? You believe this is a power grab for total autocratic rule? Are we all to be imprisoned at home forever now then? The plan is a police state with an obliterated economy?

    You might want to rethink that one.
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    yeah i'd love a taste of her ****ter
     
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    Not a lot of conveyancing work around. It’s driving some people mad.
     
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  18. Treble

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    <laugh>

    It's not the funnel that's the problem, it's when she lights it afterwards I have a problem with.
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    Mate, one of us is being duped right enough <laugh>
     
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