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If in London there are 23% non British NHS medics then the 77% British ones are over represented .

I will make it simple for you .

More people imported puts a strain on everything, no point wanting more immigrants if you want a functioning NHS .

 

Unless they are all Doctors and Nurses?

 

That is the myth bandied about , if you add 13% Doctors and nurses to the population without adding more than 13% immigrants then there would be extra staff .

In Aldos example of London there are more than 23% of the population that are non British .

 

You could use the same argument and pretend Bame prison officers are propping up the prison system .

 

All my doctors have been Irish Catholic males

Hth

 

Handy if you need one of them to stick a finger up your arse

 

10 years although he has hinted it may be sooner as both my old boy and my uncle have had prostate problems (not cancer)

Or does he just want to finger me? One has short stumpy fingers and the other long skinny ones, who should I get to do it?

 

Archie has a 6 ft 8 Nigerian doctor that used to play pro basketball..

Little finger like a king size Twix

 

I had an episode of kidney stones and while I was lying on the gurney feeling like death I was told by the extremely large negro doctor that I would have to be examined up the Gary. "Great" I thought "as if I am not in enough agony the Wakandan Prince is going to shove his hand up my sh.itter!" Much to my relief his shift ended and a very slight asian doctor performed the procedure. Thankfully she had small hands, it wasn't the most unpleasant thing I have experienced.

I could tell you about my other two prostate examinations if you like.

 

Please do

 

Since you asked.

I'd been in a motorbike accident and as part of the insurance claim I had to get examined by a GP, the insurance company found a surgery close to where I was living at the time and off I went. No real marks or long-term side effects so got zero compo despite being ridden off the road by a van pulling across all three lanes and into the side of me, hey ho. Fast forward and I am moving house and pull something "up there" so with a sore rectum I proceed to the quack expecting the mild mannered GP who checked me out after my accident. Instead an absolute vision in a black turtleneck sweater and ponytail is on duty. I explain that I've injured myself lifting heavy furniture and suspect some sort of hernia has resulted. She asks me to undress and assume the position on the bed. Quick as a flash I say that during the strain of lifting the wardrobe I must have done some damage "elsewhere" so for a couple of minute the gorgeous blonde doc is slipping her finger up my dirty hole and massaging the family jewels. Turns out there was nowt she could find wrong and I got sent away with advice to take it easy and hit the paracetamol. I may or may not have gone home and had a tug while the memory was fresh.

Next up I am working for a firm who gave health checks for free to the over 40s and as prostate issues can start around then it was typical that during the MOT I would be asked if I wanted the gland checked. First couple of times it was some bear of a physician doing the examination so I politely declined the offer of his caber sized finger up the pooper. Roll forward to a check up the following year and this corkscrew haired blonde Yank doctor is doing the physical once over so once again I availed myself of the offer for a burd to slip a digit up the wrong 'un and also check the nads for any irregularities. I went straight to work afterwards so I may or may not have had a tug while the memory is fresh.

Ever so slightly embellished for effect but two lovely lady doctors have had their fingers up my arse and had a play with the twig and berries all in the name of medicine. They may or may not have re-considered their chosen careers as a result.

 

That's just not true though is it? That's Tory right wing propaganda that has fùcked this country that only idiots actually believe.

Nae offence like.

Immigration has a plus tax affect on the country.

FACT!

Next yool be telling us the bank bail outs were a good thing.

You're taking this racisty shìte too far mate. I don't think you're actually that daft.

 

Did you go stiff during the examination?

I think I’d struggle to stay in control and would spunk and **** all over these fine dames.

 

Hold on, they play with your bolloks at the same time?

 

So if we keep indefinitely importing people then we have more housing , more school places and less strain on the N.H.S ?

Those Doctors , teachers and engineers that Turkey let loose on Greece should be fast tracked to Scotland to improve your failing schools and hospitals.

If less than half of Londoners are white British already , how many more replaced would be unracist enough ?

30 % white British, maybe 10 % ?

 

Did I not say you were taking this **** too far. migration isn't a one way street ffs.

Just stop it.

 

So it is

The next census there will probably be about 35% white British in London, excluding the illegals here.

English people being a minority in their own capital city is good thing , if you don't agree you are racist ?

 

So only white people can be English?

Ooo ooo ooo ft!

 

The English are white yes.

 

Too too far mate!