Masky was out on his daily health walk and obeying all the safety rules. A bloke came up and was having a coughing fit....Masky said “Don’t cough near me...cough far away......far cough.....far cough”!
IMPORTANT When you next meet “Magnificent Masky, and with this virus fugging thingy in mind...please in no circumstances attempt to shake hands or hug with Masky. Please be aware a slight bow of the head will suffice as a sign of respect! No offence intended pals!
Masky asking for a friend....honest! Masky wants to know if it’s okay to take a shower yet, or have we got to just keep washing hands....anyone?
Being quarantined together for days, weeks, can take its toll on a relationship. Only today Masky was singing the Monkees version of “I’m a believer”. She lost it big time, reckoned he’d been singing it all day. At first Masky thought she was kidding....then he saw her face!
Mrs Masky has just told Masky he’s football mad, and all he thinks about is fugging football! I don’t know what she’s going on about, Masky’s always thinking of her, after all she’s been with him over thirty seasons!