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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah good thanks mate, all of us are doing well. Boring for the first born stuck inside most of the day but we find/make up stuff for her to do. Just have to keep going innit.
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I only have a couple as well .im a bit odd when it comes to socialising , maybe that’s why I’m not struggling with WFH. As much as I thought I might . Still don’t like it though .
     
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  3. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    Anyone have any exciting plans today?
     
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  4. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Chillin today

    Might have a biff

    Y never kno


    It's gonna pass...just peel the layers of your thoughts and learn about yourselves in the meantime. You find out who has got it in them or who is going to moan their way through it due to pathetic entitlements

    Separate the man from the socially conditioned **** in you is what I say
     
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  5. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    I’m going to watch the stock market fall, go for a dog walk, go for a run, check the meal schedule, cook, watch Corrie, drink. Will also squeeze in a couple of games of table tennis.

    Rock and roll.
     
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  6. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Got into work. Only two kids in today. Decided to come home. Nothing I can't get on with on the laptop.

    Silver lining... at least I was up and ready by half 7 which wouldn't have happened until about 11 o'clock otherwise.
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I wonder who on here is this guy...

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    Who is Fat Ass? Bets for bantz Shawshank Redemption stylee.
     
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  8. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I’m still gambling every day. We have always lived by social distancing in this village and I’m still getting out 4 to 5 times a day with Skye. She’s a big dog and needs the walks. We never see anybody so it’s fine to do so. Our shops are still open. Apart from not being able to go clothes shopping in the city, nothing has changed.
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    Only trying to keep cool, swimming pools closed and it’s currently 104F.
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Has this had any impact on the mass spread of Coronavirus over there? The high temperatures I mean, not your swimming pool.
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    No, Cases are climbing daily. Apparently the temperature would need to remain over 60C to make any difference.
     
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  12. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Ah ok, I asked because I thought it had been high over a period of days or weeks <ok>
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    Yes, it's been an exceptionally hot season so far. Does tend to make you tired quickly.
     
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  14. duggie2000

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    Donald Trump met with the Queen, and he asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"
    "Well," replied the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
    Trump frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around you are really intelligent?"
    The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
    The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Boris Johnson in here, would you?"
    The Prime Minster walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"
    The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this, if you would, Boris. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
    Without pausing for a moment, he answered, "That would be me."
    "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

    Trump went back home to ask Mike Pence the same question. “ Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
    "I'm not sure," said Pence. "Let me get back to you on that one."
    He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.
    Finally, Pence ran in to his friend Jack Murphy in a restaurant the next night. Pence asked, "Jack, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
    Jack Murphy answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"
    Pence smiled, and said, "Thanks!"

    Pence then went back to speak with Trump. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle: It's my friend Jack Murphy!"

    Trump got up, stomped over to Pence, and angrily yelled, "No, you idiot! It's Boris Johnson!"
     
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  15. Tobes

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    I hope you C&P’d that ffs.
     
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  16. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Of course I did
    Just thought it might amuse some on here
     
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  17. Saintmagic

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    Of course it won’t, it says Boris is intelligent
     
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  18. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    No it doesn't
    It tries to demonstrate how thick Trump is
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It’s a bit wordy.
     
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  20. Quesadaad

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    I own the world’s worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it’s awful.
     
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