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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Bwood_Ranger

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    Social distancing doesn’t work?
     
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    afcftw Well-Known Member

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    Budapest is a decent place to visit. Prague would definitely be my choice though - it’s stunning. Go in the winter when it’s stupidly cold and snowing and go up to the castle and you’ll have one of the most spectacular views you’ve ever seen. The absinthe will keep you warm.
     
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  3. According to one leading immunologist, no. Not in closed spaces like supermarkets, at any rate.
     
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    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Just the rest of the leading immunologists to convince then.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

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    It absolutely reduces the rate of infection, without question. Nothing can completely eliminate all risk, apart from setting your head on fire and they’re looking for budding volunteers to trial the effectiveness of this method, if you’re interested?
     
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    We still have at the moment.

    I'm waiting for the airline to cancel the flights and the owner of the villa has agreed to changing dates if we need to.
     
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  8. Stan

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    We can add medical expert to hotshot lawyer, property developer, helicopter pilot, rock god and husband of a supermodel.
     
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  9. Stan

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    Portugal in mid July. Not happening, is it? Edinburgh in late July might happen I suppose.
     
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  10. Stan

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    It's all about the ratings

     
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    An outside chance I reckon.
     
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    both
     
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  13. brb

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  14. Bwood_Ranger

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    8.5m in the US doesn’t sound like much to shout about.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I usually go in September for my main holiday. Fancied one in April this year but that ain’t gonna happen. Sod’s law says we are in for some miserable motherfuckin summer weather.
     
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    You can guarantee that if that figure ever applies to the number of confirmed cases in the US it will be a tremendously tiny number
     
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    A fantastic number. One of the best numbers.
     
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    That would be bloody typical !
     
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  19. pompeymeowth

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    Engie Cleansing operatives, at Portsmouth's biggest hospital, have been told their overtime rates for weekend work, will be cut from next weekend.

    Vote Conservative.
     
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    Does died with Coronavirus make a difference though? They are testing everyone who dies for Coronavirus, even if the death is unrelated. So if someone I know dies of a heart attack, will anyone care about the coronavirus they detect afterwards?
     
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