Nostrodamus - was he all that?

He might've predicted the second world war, the assasination of JFK, the destruction of the twin towers and the Asian Tsunami, but he didn't predict that in 2011 an unfancied Newcastle team would be going into October unbeaten and in a Champions League spot.

Mind you, it is stretching credulity a bit:

'Right, Nostrodamus, me old China, I'll accept that in 400 years time a painter with a dogdy moustache will start the biggest war of all time, and I accept that something called an...aeroplane?..will fly into a giant tower, and even that the anti-christ will walk amongst men wearing high waisted trousers and that he will be called Simon - but Newcastle? Unbeaten in OCTOBER? **** off!'

 

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He was just a nutter

 

Didn't realise that he'd also done the Tsunami as well (I assume your referring to the one that knocked out a lot of Japan, and started that nuclear power plant failure?). Think if he'd have stretched his predictions into anything NUFC related, he'd have been burned at the stake as a witch! (Or Warlock or whatever the male version is)

 

haarp

 

No, it was the 2004 boxing day Tsunami he predicted