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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 18, 2020.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The what now?

    Yoghurt? Is that some kind of martial art?
     
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    It's good for you so probably something you've never come across before.
     
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  3. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Me, Julie and Declan :emoticon-0152-heart

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  4. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    me holding in the belly lol

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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wow. Her nose really is ****ed up. How many punches did it take to get it into that shape? Asking for Aldo.

    Also, your're wearing wimmins jewellery.
     
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  6. GroveRanger

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    How did you manage to get her up the duff? I thought is was strictly up the sh.itter for you and your Julie
     
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  7. DMD

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    The look on her face is so sweet. You can really feel her relief that the baby wasn't black, and didn't bark. <ok>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and has normal looking nose
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Classic Baz, still cracking the jokes even in the midst of a worldwide crisis <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  10. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Be honest guys, do you think my partner's been cheating on me?

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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Sake that's some mit on ye. Are you Hellboy?
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^ Does not understand perspective

    Are you even insured to drive a car? You shouldn't be.
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    My Facebook tuition videos are going down a treat.

    Next up, Aldo shows you the best way to batter yer bitch.

    Last nights, Aldo's hawf pouring, five easy steps to quick oblivion now has 15 shares.

    I'm gonne make a mint out this Pandemic.

    <cheers>
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Perspective eh!

    If only you hade took that into consideration when you using that band saw, eh Stumpy.

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    919 dead in Italy in last 24 hours. We will all be on lockdown for another 6 weeks easy <party>
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    Can you freeze avocados?
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Probably but I won't need to.
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  20. Moses

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    Your beat the virus beat your wife podcast was highly informative Aldo I'm sure it will go viral.
     
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