Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

We should post quarantine pics of ourselves to boost morale.

Coronavirus has already effected me personally, i asked my mate to bring home some JD from Sainsburys and they only had the cinnamon one.

#Bulldogspirit

 

Mibby getting stir crazy already but it's really pissing me off that the media insist on calling it "the coronavirus".

It's not THE ****in coronavirus. There's lots of coronavirus. It's A coronavirus. Or better still call it by its ****in name COVID-19

I'm away for a lie down. Feeling tired, bit of a cough, and a little feverish.

 

Perhaps we should reinstate Multi Coloured Swap Shop.

I'm willing to swap my 1970's Tank Top collection for a 24 pack of luxuriously soft bog roll (or even the old schools sandpaper style crap sheets, at a (stool) push).

Perhaps someone could start a new thread?

 

I don't know why, but all that talk of the name has made me hungry. I could murder a Chinese.

 

Booooo! Get aff the ****in stage.

Monica steals better jokes than that.

 

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Officially personally know someone with the virus. No health problems really just a bit overweight. Brought it back from the states. ITS REAL GUYS RUN FOR THE HILLS

 

Prove it's real. French kiss the person and report back here with your findings.

 

Niall Murphy. True story bruv

 

I'm 44 smoke dring and almost 15 stone 5 ft 8 so I'm in the high risk category.

Pretty sure I got it when I was in Wuhan in November so not phased.

Family in Wuhan locked down since January 23rd none of them died of the Coof yet.

 

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Remember to hang out your windows or go to the front door and clap at 8pm folks!

Chinese folk, I did say clap.

 

Or it could roll over to next year. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Live by the stool, die by the stool

 

eddie getting flustered cos si just put him in high risk with him.

 

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Worse than this are the ****s who are simply calling it “the corona”

I hate people tbh.