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A Better Class Of Joke On Here Pals!

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Masky, Mar 18, 2020.

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  1. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Masky was just walking down a country lane near his house. An old guy on a tractor started shouting “The end of the world is nigh!” Masky was taken aback and said to the passer by “What was that all about?” The passer by said “Don’t take any notice of his that’s old farmer Geddon!” :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Masky, Mar 23, 2020
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  2. clingo

    clingo Well-Known Member

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    You sure it wasn't Remote?
     
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  3. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    Was it a blue ford?

    Might have been......:emoticon-0138-think
     
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    ccfcremotesupport, Mar 23, 2020
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    Oldsparkey, Mar 23, 2020
  5. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    BluefromBridgend, Mar 23, 2020
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  6. Oldsparkey

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    I see Ford have started making ventilators using existing parts such as fans, batteries and switches from their stock.

    They expect them to them to last at least a fortnight.
     
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    Oldsparkey, Mar 24, 2020
  7. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Ah, the return of the Dagenham Dustbin.
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Mar 24, 2020
  8. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    My thing is 20 odd years old, its a 7840. The 40 series engines go on for ever.
    6.6 litre straight 6.
    420/85R38 tyres on the back, 16 speed semi automatic gearbox and selectable 4 wheel drive.
    Nearly as good as an X5. :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    ccfcremotesupport, Mar 24, 2020
  9. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Lost me at 20 years old. Fiesta XR2?
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Mar 24, 2020
  10. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    Close.....

    ….or maybe not.<laugh>


    tractor.jpg
     
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    ccfcremotesupport, Mar 24, 2020
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  11. Barry Tiger

    Barry Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Whats the 0 - 60 on that?
     
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    Barry Tiger, Mar 24, 2020
  12. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    Never.

    Top speed, in 16th gear and red lining it at 2300 RPM, 28MPH.<cheers>

    The quadbike on the other hand...…...
     
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    ccfcremotesupport, Mar 24, 2020
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  13. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Masky received an email today with the heading DING DONG. when he opened it, found it to be from Jehovah Witnesses working from home! Fug me! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Masky, Mar 24, 2020
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  14. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Can I respectfully remind everyone that this thread is about fugging Masky, and not tractors and blue Fords! Please desist from dropping the standard....pull your pants up! Talking about dropping standards, anyone heard from Aberdud? :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Masky, Mar 24, 2020
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  15. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    Keep up Masky, the Blue ford IS the tractor.

    We've just picked up on your note on Farmer Geddon. You started it!
     
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    You tell him remote. I think Masky is pining for the fords while he dings his dong.
     
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    Masky Well-Known Member

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    88B7B29D-8D90-434B-BBD5-744145249480.jpeg

    Found this for Remote, blue crayon only please! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Masky, Mar 25, 2020
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  18. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Masky jas just realised that the clocks go back this Sunday.....great now we get more time in the house doing Fug all pals!! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:

    Hope the Winky Wannky bird doesn’t pay me a visit....heard he’s in Aberdare at the moment!
     
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    Masky, Mar 25, 2020
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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    <doh> Clocks go forward an hour Masky. An hour less for your five fingered widow to perform wrist exercises with your favourite sock.
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Mar 25, 2020
  20. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    I knew that just seeing who would take my bait! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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