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Off Topic Coronavirus - 606 tales from the Inquiry

Discussion in 'Charlton' started by lardiman, Feb 25, 2020.

  1. Clb74

    Clb74 Well-Known Member

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    The self isolotions going well then
     
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    It won't just go away... it's a virus like flu .. what will reduce it potency is finding and getting qualified a vaccination which will reduce the number of people 19 will kill to the acceptable level that we have with flu every year.
     
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    It's OK if they live together, but if they go to the park for a snog that's unlikely.
    Joggers are a pain, with their headphones and stop-watches. Any jogger who pushes his way past someone trying to observe the 2-metre rule should be shot. Dead.
     
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    Just a small positive. The government asked for a quarter of a million people to step forward and help the beleaguered NHS. In 24 hours either 114 or 140 thousand people have volunteered (sorry about the bad memory). I've seen some really nasty stuff going on amid the chaos, but that is a huge number willingly helping out. Huge applause from me. That is how we get through tough times- not hoarding toilet roll, but standing together.
     
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    Just saw it was 250,000 in one day. Heroes all of them.
     
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    Apart from the a***holes playing tonsil tennis it was all under control.
     
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    Why don't we shoot all joggers anyway?... just to be safe?
     
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    F*** that, there were some cracking Gilfs in lycra out there.
     
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    Perv!
     
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    <cheers>

    I was worried when I saw all the dogs, waiting for you to pounce.
     
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    No worries, I am a key worker, unable to work from home so am in Crawley.. :(
     
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  12. ElfsborgAddick

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    Do they not have any locksmiths down there?
     
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  13. lardiman

    lardiman We can rebuild him
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    There'll be a Timpsons. There's one of those everywhere.
     
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    I thought they were heel bars.
     
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    Cobblers.
     
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    No need to be so rude.
     
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  17. lardiman

    lardiman We can rebuild him
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    <laugh>
     
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    Lardi was talking about Northampton Town Football Club <ok>
     
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    Cobblers! <applause>
     
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  20. ElfsborgAddick

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    <doh>
     
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