Coronavirus

My mate was notified by text from his GP's surgery last night. He wasn't expecting it at all, but I assume you were?

Good luck. May it soon pass.

 

oh ****... stay well mate

 

He’s amply demonstrating in this crisis, that literally all he’s got is lies and racism.

If his auld fella hadn’t of been such a wealthy bloke he’d be Biff out of Back to the Future.

 

Yes mate, I’d been called last week, but couldn’t at that point, but took the decision on Friday night.

The letter landed today. It is what it is.

 

well another day survived without the virus, but tbh there's no cases! the romans ran away from us up here and coronavirus is too scared to even tackle the weather.

 

putin has played a blinder btw...

 

I'm guessing Sergei Sobyanin will quietly disappear in the next day or two never to be seen again.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/24/russian-official-questions-putin-over-coronavirus

He won't need to worry about Coronavirus anymore.

 

Not gonna 'like' this post because that would be inappropriate, but you know what I mean

Anyway, the good news is that when you emerge from isolation, Liverpool still won't have lifted the title

 

I wouldn't want to be the one to tell Putin we got a problem!

 

The Romans built a great big ****-off wall right through the middle of your Manor mate.

 

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yeah but they sharp ****ed off ... no stay in power couldnt handle the weather.

 

Putin always reminds me of a boss (looks and body language) I worked for several decades ago. Always looked after yer, but you never ever forgot he was the boss!

 

Bloody hell Roy, go learn your history ffs!

 

I had a woodwork teacher like that

 

He was nuts my old boss, if you pissed him off, he'd offer you outside, he was mental

 

they left cos of the weather im telling you.. cursed land the sun never touches

 

Aye it took them 450 years to realise they didn't like our weather lol

 

I had a boss like that lol, he was a South African. This was when I was in retail a long time ago.

Everytime there was a decent sale he'd shout "and it's good night nurse!" in his afrikaaan accent.

Referred to vagina's as "vertical axe wooooonds"

Used to offer anyone out who gave him any lip. Funny as fck. Mad as a fcking box of frogs

Hard **** though, ex-forces and looked it.

 

they were fighters ill give them that much but just not tough enough... natural selection took effect over time.