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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. O'l Gravy Leg

    O'l Gravy Leg Well-Known Member

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  2. Red Hadron Collider

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    Cost it more.
     
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  3. Treble

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    One of these days... just one of these fcking days....

    Sucky, HIAG, Roy and Comm will all be on here at the same time, and then we'll have the mother of all...

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    My sons drug dealer has just sent him a text to say all drugs have been bagged while wearing gloves and mask.

    Very thoughtful of them.
     
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    who gives a **** though I doubt he made the toot.
     
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  6. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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  9. Treble

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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Dunno. How much is a stamp these days?
     
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    a few pence.
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    so he swallowed a spider to catch the fly
     
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  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Darwin Award is alive and well... even though he isn't.
     
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    I have got some clen i believe it will help you breath better.
     
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    He swallowed fish tank cleaner and caught a coffin.
     
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    Largest number of UK deaths from Coronavirus within the last 24hrs, 87 deaths, 83 within England, aged from 33 to 103 years of age.
     
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  19. The police are going to be too busy tazing dog walkers and those out and about because they don't buy into the Government's lies to worry about real crime, Tobias.
     
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  20. Roy's okay.

    If his balls look tiny, remember it's only because the rest of him is pumped up like a steroid-injected balloon.
     
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