Coronavirus

I have mainly given up on wagering, but I am willing to bet that my hangover is going to be worse than this cold/flu/covid bastard.

Mind, he’s a slippery bastard, that Pixie.

 

I reckon Boris is an Evertonian. People misheard and thought he said Etonian.

 

I’m getting confused signals, here.

 

Panic buying in Jamaica...

 

Has anyone seen the Daily Star headline ?

I wish I could post it on here .

You’re country needs you too Naff off home

 

Xenaphobic bastards.

 

I don’t like the paper and have never bought a copy , but that headline is funny IMHO .

 

Have you seen Boris in there hiding from Andrew Neil?

 

So it’s reported that Sports Direct stores will remain open as the their finance chief believes these are needed to help combat the virus. Everyone needs new exercise clobber to get through it!!!

 

Merseysiders would riot if they couldn't gain access to cheap tacky tracksuits.

 

The obvious responsible solution is that you get back with your ex-Mrs for the next 3 weeks in the interests of the child. It might be a little tricky if she has moved on and has another bloke living there but surely ..... for the sake of the child.

 

China lifting restrictions in Hubei province tomorrow.

 

Good news as in that things are "slowly" getting back to normal in China

 

It is and we're well behind them sadly.

Btw there is an expectation of a spike in infections as that's what happened in Singapore when they did the same but overall they'd got it under some control.

 

If we all keep to this self isolation, 3 months and things should start return back to normal

 

I hope you're right Custard. Just being in a position where everyone can go back to work will do me.

 

Mike Ashley is such a prize ****.

I reckon when he's forced to close his stores he won't be paying any of his workers. Not even with the grant.

 

Oh look, here’s you ****ered again looking for a virtual scrap

You’re so ****ing tedious, not to mention repetitive.

 

Comm struggles to pick up a few crates of strawberries these days mate and if it was down to me I'd test on humans like ian huntley for example. There is no need for the LEVELS of animal cruelty around the world and China in particular .. This is their fault, its not 1st and it wont be the last.

not so long ago they hung black people from trees btw, but over time people that saw it was wrong chipped away at making things better.

 

With Primark and the like closing I bet he cleans up while he’s allowed to operate. They should be banned from selling anything but exercise equipment excluding all clothing if they’re allowed to operate at all. Horrific for the staff who will be largely zero hours I expect.