Don't make me break character Big C, people think I actually cut hair for a living. But aye closing on Wednesday, only half the staff needed to cover the last 2 days so I finished today. Full pay for however long it takes, i wasn't ready to start arguing tbh.
Give it a few days brother, have you any offspring? If you have get them muzzled would be my advice. Early.
The place I normally go is closed too So, ol' buddy, any chance you can give me a haircut? I'll supply you a hazmat suit if you supply me a happy ending
I'll sell you a clipper,I bought a hundred of them last week, the yield will be good this time next week
No weans here Big C, think am a jaffa tbh. Just a wee bird on the go, was thinking earlier I might get her over tonight to lick my arse but then remembered Boris is likely to stick us in lockdown tonight then she will think she can just stay here. No thank you.
Aye, British deployment of troops in their own country has always been a success, 1st black guy killed and they burn the place