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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    No cases in North Korea. Everyone who coughs gets shot just in case.
     
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  2. Edelman

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    It will spread like wildfire once the public transport and infastructure gets moving again
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

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    GCSEs?
     
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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Teenage daughters! <doh>

    Stopped arguing with her. Just want to know where she got the surgical gloves ffs <doh>
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Was it the Uncle Albert one? My cousin sent me that. I didn't laugh because it was not ****ing funny.
     
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  6. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Yes mate. Bloody hell is that doing the rounds? Must be spreading worse than the virus itself.
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    JUST FOUND OUT THE WIFE GOT LET GO BY WOOLWORTHS HAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    Karen of Facebook probably.
     
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  9. brb

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    Just been looking through la repubblica which is an Italian newspaper, they have an addition for Milan, and they are reporting infections and deaths are down today, let's pray they are turning the corner finally!

    A quick copy and paste from the Milan edition;

    The slowdown of the trend in Lombardy where coronavirus deaths reached 3,456, with an increase in 36 hours in twenty-four hours (yesterday the jump had been 546 deaths), while the infected became 27,206 with an increase of 1,691 ( +3251 yesterday). There are 9,439 hospitalized, with an increase of 1,181, and 1,142 people hospitalized in intensive care. "The data today is a bit 'in chiaroscuro, but today it is clearer. We cannot sing victory, however, data must be seen over a wider period of time," said the Lombard Welfare Councilor, Giulio Gallera, during a video on Facebook to take stock of the emergency every day. "We want to continue resisting and giving everyone the chance to cure," he added. Contagions also decreased in the province of Bergamo and Brescia: in Bergamo there were a total of 6,216 positives, 347 more than yesterday (+715 the previous day. Brescia also slowed down: 5,317 the sick, 289 more (+380). " These are data that give us hope - says Gallera - but we have to wait on Tuesday to see if they will be confirmed and to talk about countertendency "
     
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    Another modern classic.
     
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  11. Bald Archie

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    https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/italia.html

    Eerie seeing all these popular places deserted.
     
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    Would serve a bit for them to have a stall outside the supermarket selling the bog roll instead of inst

    With China, there is far too much you have to entertain as true when you know it might well not be unfortunately. The individual human is just a worthless cog to the communist state

    There are few countries I would suspect of secretly dumping lots of dead people into pits to give an impression they are in control, but China and Iran are two I wouldnt put it past
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    70% of the soya goes to livestock, 30% for humans, do you really believe 30% of the world population consume soya as their main meal?

    And the Amazon deforestation, I said that if you switch from meat it will be just ****ed because the deforestation is caused by soya, and if they don't use it to feed cows they'll use it to feed humans and nothing will have changed (possibly worse, as humans don't process plant protein particularly well as we've evolved to eat meat, so we need to eat more to get the same). Your argument is to remove the cows and the soya and not replace it with anything at all, and then wonder why I think your a ******ed vegan who lives in fairyland and doesn't know what the **** he is talking about.
     
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  14. BobbyD

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    as others said infections rate doesn't equal death rate.

    The other thing is that isn't it 14 days until infection? (well between 7and 14?). Doesn't that mean it should all be reducing after 14 days because 11 days ago they were still infecting each other and will start to be feeling it soon?
     
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    I’m defo calling it.....


    BEEF!
     
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    Which is clearly more land-intensive than soya.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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  18. Stan

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    He’s been self isolating since 1998.
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    18 year old with underlying health issues died today. Tragic :(
     
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